Folding Socks

Things a man does when he is single (not living at home with mommie):
Work full time
Go to school
Pay the bills
Play video games
Shower/brush teeth
Wash dishes
Wash laundry (in varying degrees of the sniff test)
Fold socks
Cook
Wash Dishes
Grocery Shop
Vacuum

Things some men do when they get married:
Eat
Sleep
Work
...Praise themselves for being fantastic enough to fold some socks...

The End