Sunday, July 27, 2014

10 Oxymorons of Womanhood

I woke up this morning staring down some of the incongruences of  life and just thought I'd jot down ten. I'm sure there are plenty more where these came from to be laughed about as we go.  
  • Manicures and Dishes
  • Padded Bras
  • High heels & Pregnancy
  • Feminism & 50 Shades of Grey
  • Wearing makeup to accentuate the positive while knowing you are actually trying to cover your "flaws"
  • Expecting validation for your body-type, lifestyle, experience  perspective while judging others who are different from you
  • Demanding your husband "man up" while cutting him off at the knees with criticism
  • Doing everything you can to protect and provide for your family while lashing out at them under the strain and stress
  • Telling yourself you're in the right when you are acting self-righteously
  • Asking for a miracle and trying to make it happen




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